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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Brodus Clay arrives at WWE Universe from Planet Funk

Reported by Earnest I Aguilar
After two months of videos promoting his arrival 'next week' on RAW, Brodus Clay was finally unleashed to the WWE Universe in a spectacular fashion.

And no he wasn't the monster that he was portrayed to be in the vignettes, but rather a Flash Funk-copy cat, just, well, packing an extra "few" pounds on the front.

Announced to be hailing from "Planet Funk" by Justin Roberts, the 31 year old Funkasaurus Clay came dancing down the ramp with two African American ladies in a red track suit and hat and continued to bust a move in the ring while his two lovely ladies accompanied him with their own choreographed dance.

"I didn't see that coming," exclaimed Jerry Lawler.

Curt Hawkins was the first Funkasaurus victim, jobbing to Clay in under two minutes.

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